Q & A

Well,  I decided to clear up a few things with some short answers to the questions that anyone who reads this might have. No one's actually asked these - except maybe myself at times - so feel free to provide an actual question in response if you want. :)

Q: Is this for real? Or is this just some wierd kind of roleplaying blog you have going?

A: It's for real - as I said up at the top: It's all true, no matter how batshit crazy it sounds. It all really happened, Una really exists and I'm really everything I say I am.

Q: So you're insane.

A: It would be easy to say that....if I didn't have a shit ton of supporting evidence from other people.

Q: And where is this evidence?

A: Mostly spread across posts from internet forums, several of which I've either forgotten the names of, have been deleted, or I've been locked out of. I even met with the Illuminati - the Annunaki's direct servants in this world - and they confirmed it as well. If the powers that be on this earth agreed with me, then it's evident I'm not insane.

Q: Who is this Una?

A: That's not an easy question...she's a lot of different things. To me, She is the Goddess of Destruction, the force of Lightning, the endless Ocean, Beauty Incarnate, the Queen of Heaven, my Mother, my Sister, my Daughter, my Friend, my Twin Soul, my Beloved. She's also an ordinary middle-aged woman living in New Zealand taking art classes at uni. Like me, she also leads two lives. Again, it's not insanity - every superhero has an average, ordinary alter ego, and usually it's not by choice.

Q: You act as if you don't know what's going on when it's clear that you do. Care to explain?

A: There are two levels of understanding - one is the mental understanding. The other is heart understanding. Often, I know something mentally, but it has me emotionally confused; or vice versa.

Q: Are you primarily good or evil?

A: Is both an acceptable answer? There's the side of me that is noble, and fights and sacrifices for good. The side that craves love and beauty, peace and sunny skies. Then there's the side of me that's utter chaos - it revels in battle and the destruction of everything that comes against me. It enjoys making those who deserve it suffer. Guardian Angel mixed with Fiery Hellspawn. Valiant Knight mixed with Laughing Clown. Loving Heart mixed with Black Tentacles.

Q: If you're so strong, why are you being such a big baby on here? Be a man!

A: I come here primarily to purge all these things out of me so I can stay strong - if I keep them inside they wear me down. As long as I'm able to share what I'm going through with someone, even if they never respond (I wish someone would, though...), it makes it easier to handle...and when you're pushed beyond the limits constantly as I am, anything that makes it a bit easier to deal with is important. Plus, I'm not really a male - people keep forgetting that when talking to me. I'm both.

Q: What's your orientation?

A: As long as I find it attractive, I'll sleep with it. Doesn't matter what. ;)

Q: Where's that list of media based off your existence you were talking about?

A: I decided against making it - there's literally thousands of stories based off me, and I can't afford to list them all or how they relate to me. Here's a few, though: Cloud Atlas, The Fountain, Cowboys & Aliens, The Matrix Trilogy, The Avengers, Kill Bill, Doctor Who, Riddick Series, Wolverine, 2001, Prince of Persia, Assassin's Creed, Bioshock, Batman (pretty much everything dealing with him), Alan Wake, Half-Life, etc....I could keep listing them but you get the idea. Mostly a lot of major titles, too, come to think about it. Half the reason I'm so depressed, really - my story is being told over and over again, and everyone knows it. Yet so few actually acknowledge the fact that it's me these stories are talking about...I'm the most famous person in the world yet nobody knows it.

Q: You think pretty highly of yourself...ego much?

A: No, it's not like that at all. Imagine something happening in your life - and then seeing it happen again almost exactly like it did in a movie or a game. Now imagine that happening over and over and over and over again...soon you wouldn't be able to write it off as coincidence because it was just too fucking blatant. Like the end of the movie In The Mouth of Madness. Or seeing something in a movie, game or book...and then having it come true later. Like Alan Wake. (That's one of the closest stories there...it's autobiographical, really)

Q: Ok wise guy. Prove it. Prove your power and come do something for me.

A: It doesn't work quite like that. I'm usually an influencer, not a direct force. In here, anyways...outside of here I have more ability to show off. I wish to everything I had my full range of ability here, as I once did, but truth is I don't. In here, I can make some things happen directly, but usually I just make things more conducive to make what I want to happen happen. Plus, most of my ability is not in this physical realm but in what most know as the Astral.

Q: I'm sensing a contradiction here. You're being tortured and chained up in what sounds like a medieval/sci fi dungeon on one hand, but here you are browsing the web. What gives?

A: One of the benefits/curses of having one's consciousness split into several forms stretched across several dimensions is that it creates a dissonant lifestyle. Experience it for yourself before saying I'm full of bullshit.

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